roscoau
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Jun 11, 2013 9:47:35 GMT 10
Post by roscoau on Jun 11, 2013 9:47:35 GMT 10
Top reasons why Sidecar riders don't wave back
1. Their arms are too tired from waving at all the children and mums and dads who wave at them.
2. Both hands are needed as its a left hand corner and their sidecar is set up for right hand corners.
3. Both hands are needed as its a right hand corner and their sidecar is set up for left hand corners.
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Post by Blairy on Jun 24, 2013 17:27:53 GMT 10
And for the reason Harley riders don't wave....
They are scared it will void their warranty..............................
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Post by Uralee on Mar 27, 2014 16:33:20 GMT 10
You just had to look in the right place....
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Mar 28, 2014 18:52:25 GMT 10
Post by Uralee on Mar 28, 2014 18:52:25 GMT 10
Inappropriate ad from Malay airlines a little while ago....
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roscoau
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Nov 23, 2015 11:59:57 GMT 10
Post by roscoau on Nov 23, 2015 11:59:57 GMT 10
Ural aftershave
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Post by Uralee on Dec 12, 2015 18:06:40 GMT 10
There I was, sitting at the bar, looking at my drink, when a huge, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one big swig. "Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he demands, menacingly, as I burst into tears. "Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think YOU'D CRY. I can`t stand to see a man crying.โ "This has been the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to my meeting, and my boss fired me. When I went to the car park, I found my car had been stolen, and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the taxi I took home, where I found my wife in bed with another man - and then my own dog bit me. So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all. I buy a drink, I drop in a capsule, and I'm sitting here, watching the poison dissolve, when you show up and drink the whole thing. But, enough about me. How's your day going??"
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Post by tone on Dec 21, 2015 16:39:23 GMT 10
Evolution of the Ural rider......
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Feb 23, 2016 19:29:05 GMT 10
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Post by Steppy on Feb 23, 2016 19:29:05 GMT 10
The new IT guy asked me what I do for fun.......Told him I was a hacker! Poor bastard nearly choked on his lunch.
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Post by Uralee on Apr 24, 2016 20:01:37 GMT 10
Biker Hero? .. Back on January 9th, a group of HELLS ANGELS, South Carolina bikers were riding east on 378 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River Bridge. So they stopped.
George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down, and says... "Hey Baby . . . whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"
She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"
While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked . . . "Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe . . . why don't you give ol' George here your best last kiss?"
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that . . . and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.
After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you're wasting there, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
(It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.)
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aki
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Aug 3, 2016 4:28:16 GMT 10
Post by aki on Aug 3, 2016 4:28:16 GMT 10
I won my first cage fight last night. Poor budgie never knew what hit him!
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